• Air Force: Hey! You interested in the Air Force?
  • Me: Sure.
  • Air Force: Cool, here's a free shirt and some papers about it.
  • Navy: Hello! You interested in the Navy?
  • Me: Why not?
  • Navy: Sweet! Here's a free shirt and some papers about it.
  • Marnie Corp: Hey there, are you interested in the Marnies?
  • Me: Um, sure.
  • Marnie Corp: That's great! Here's a LIVE PERSON AT YOUR DOOR TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT!!!!
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